Guerilla Parenting Techniques: What Are They?

When you hear the phrase, 'guerrilla parentingwatching an imaginary fly going around the room.
techniques', what images come to mind? I see a big,Watch it land somewhere, sneak up on it and pop it in
broad shouldered soldier, dressed in green fatigues,your mouth. Move your tongue around the inside of
with brown paint on his face. His chest is crisscrossedyour cheek like the fly is trying to get out and let it
with ammunition for the guns strapped on his legs. He'sloose and start over and/or turn to your child and say,
quietly hidden under the cover of trees, waiting to snipe"I'm sorry, were you saying something?"
away at the enemy with maximum impact.If you have a child showing a negative, "snotty"
The word 'guerilla', was a term borrowed from Spanishattitude, walk by and hand your child a tissue. Don't say
used to describe small combat groups. Guerillaanything, just hand it to the child. If he or she asks what
warfare operates with small, mobile and flexibleit's for, just say, "I thought you might need it." See if
combat groups without a front line. It seemsyour child figures it out without your help.
appropriate to use this term when discussing newWhat about the child who likes to say, "That's stupid." If
parenting techniques for parents. I'm going to describeyou child says this phrase a lot, say, "No, this is stupid,"
what guerilla parenting techniques are; what they aren't;and do something really crazy like walk backwards
give some examples and then explain why they arewith your head between your legs. Then, walk away
helpful to parents and children.and leave the child wondering what that was all about.
Just like in guerilla warfare, it's always a great thing toThe more you do these activities, the more fun you
respond to your children in ways totally different thanbegin to have.
what they expect. It catches them off guard and theyGuerilla parenting techniques are helpful to parents and
start to watch you and listen better. Sometimes, youchildren because the parents don't get upset and yell
come in quietly, interact with them in new andat their children. Instead, they remain calm and in
unexpected ways, and then retreat quickly without acontrol. For some families, that would really shock the
word. The less you say the better. You provide naturalkids into watching their parents (What happened to my
consequences instead of punishment; you make themom? I'm not able to get her upset and get my way
consequence fit the crime. If a child is fighting with aanymore). Parents change the dance steps with their
sibling, perhaps that child has to do his sibling's choreschildren; they move in new and unexpected ways,
the next day to make up for his negative actions,which throws the children off guard; it can shift tension
instead of being sent to his room. Successful parentsand anger to silence and laughter instantly. Finally, You
are fully armed with unexpected ways to handleuse natural consequences for misbehavior instead of
frustrating behaviors.punishment, so the children have to look at how they
Guerilla parenting techniques do not involve givingcreated their predicaments instead of getting angry at
severe consequences. They aren't needed. It is thetheir parents for punishing them
certainly of a consequence coming that has impactIn summation, you've read my explanation of guerilla
with children. Therefore, physical punishment, especiallyparenting techniques, as well as examples of what
when given to control, manipulate or to demonstratethey are aren't. Some examples of these techniques
power would not fall under this category of parentingwere given before I addressed how these techniques
styles. Making children feel they are wrong, belittlingare helpful to parents who are successful with their
them and/or putting them down would also not be anchildren. Now, when I hear the phrase, 'guerrilla
example of guerrilla parenting techniques.parenting techniques', I envision a picture of a strong,
Let's look at three examples of guerilla parentingloving, confident and spontaneous parent who isn't
techniques. I found them in Brita St. Clair's little bookafraid to have fun while catching his or child off guard;
called 99 Ways to drive Your Child Sane. The first is ina parent who knows how to ambush children into
response to a child who constantly chatters. Startbehaving respectfully and responsibly at home.