No, No, No -- What Else is a Parent to Say?

The word no is probably the most overused word inextricate myself from this circle in which no resembles
the English language. I speak from experience since Iyes more than it resembles itself. I have tried laughing;
myself use it frequently.I might begin a normal day bythey laughed with me as they jumped from the fourth
saying, "No, Joshua, you may not have a hotdog forstep of the stair case. I have tried getting on the floor
breakfast," or "No, Alex, please don't throw your cerealand rolling around with them; they pinned me down and
on the floor." After breakfast, I might say, "No, Joshua,Alex almost choked me as he tried to climb on my
don't hit your brother," or "No, Alex, don't kick yourback for a piggy-back-ride. At that moment, I again
brother."While I'm making lunch, I usually need to tellreverted to humor saying to my son, "Alex, you are an
Alex, "No, you cannot climb onto the kitchen table." Byinstigator. Do you know what that means?" He threw
early afternoon, which is the time of day I set aside forhis arms up in the air and yelled, "Fun!"I have tried to
my work, I usually find myself telling Joshua, "No, youcurb my use of the word no by curbing my sons'
cannot wake Alex from his nap" or "No! Don't touchactivities. My attempts at discipline have included giving
Mommy's computer!"By late afternoon, I find myselftime-outs, sending them to their rooms, and putting
saying either one or a combination of the following: "No,them in corners. These methods seemed to have
you cannot climb on the dresser"; "No, you cannot sitsome immediate value, but only until the next time. I
on the dresser"; "No, you cannot jump off of theeven tried to instill more meaning in the word no by
dresser." By early evening my repertoire usuallysaying very seriously, "No means no!" I have to admit
includes, "No, boys, you cannot crash your cars into thethat I have been reduced to this innocuous statement
walls" and "No, Alex, you cannot eat the cookie you'vemore often than once.There are times when I simply
dropped on the floor. No! You can't take the dirtylet chaos reign. I listen closely for the danger signals
cookie out of the garbage!" On any given day, by theand intervene only if and when I hear them. I can also
time my sons are securely tucked into their beds andcount on Joshua, who recently turned four, to tattle. It's
are soundly sleeping - that can be anywhere from 8:00wonderful because he even tattles on
until 11:00 - I have probably used the word no at leasthimself.Recently, I ignored all of the thuds and booms
one-hundred times.No has little value in our household,that I heard coming from the toy room. I even ignored
which I look upon as a microcosm of the world atthe cries and screams since none lasted for more
large. People habitually ignore signs saying: no parking,than a few seconds. Eventually, Joshua came
no smoking, or no loitering. Last night, I watched a mandownstairs to tell me that Alex was in the bathroom
park his car in a parking place reserved for thetaking everything out of the cabinet. I walked up the
handicapped. Although the car had a handicappedstairs, expecting to find towels strewn about. Instead, I
parking permit displayed properly, none of the fourfound Alex standing on the vanity removing all of the
people who emerged from the car had any visiblemedicine from the medicine cabinet. Joshua, who had
handicap.People generally look upon an answer of nofollowed me up the stairs, left the bathroom and
as a challenge. Romantic movies are filled with plots inreturned a few moments later with a large bottle of
which the guy doesn't give up until he gets the girl andchildren's cough medicine and a small bottle of syrup of
they live happily ever after. If so many adults fail toipecac that he had found in Alex's bedroom.Somehow,
respond to the word no, then how can I expectno did not pack enough power to deal with the
anything different from two small children? Thesituation, so I immediately purchased safety locks for
answer is that I cannot expect anything different, yetthe bathroom and laundry room doors. That eliminated
breaking the "no habit" is a difficult prospect.With suchseveral instances of no per day.Since I cannot remove
blatant overuse, the word no has obviously lost itsall of the furniture from my house, and since I cannot
meaning; at least it has lost its meaning for my sons.alter my sons' perception of the word no (any more
The more often I say no, the less often my sonsthan I can stop my brother from parking illegally
respond to it; it is as if a viscous circle has taken overdowntown), I must continue my search for other
the discipline in our household. If I had not alreadysuccessful methods of eliminating no from my
recognized the overuse of this two-letter-word whichvocabulary. The tactic that usually works best with
has invaded my home, I would have been startledany child is patience; although, it is difficult to be patient
when Alex, my almost-two-year-old son, began saying,when your children are perpetually black and blue, so I
"No-no-no. No-no-no." He has even been known tomust use patience cautiously when jumping and
chant "no-no-no, no-no-no," while walking through theclimbing are involved. There are, however, plenty of
house with a cup of juice. I console myself with theother occasions in which the word no surfaces in my
thought that he at least understands that juice doeshouse. On these occasions, it is my goal to find
not belong outside of the kitchen.I find this to be a veryanother response to the situations which arise. So the
difficult situation. With boys like mine, I cannot sit idly bynext time I catch Alex eating Vaseline, before groaning
waiting for a witty response to hit me in the face. It isor screeching - No! - I'll have to take a deep breath
more likely that they will hit each other in the face - orand say, "Alex, are you hungry?"If I can successfully
somewhere else. My greatest concern is that one dayreduce these instances of the word no in my
they will be in a dangerous situation (thinking, of course,vocabulary, I hope that, with age, my sons will
that they are having great fun) and that my warningseventually learn that no does have a meaning. Until that
will go unheeded because no has no meaning fortime arrives, I am left with several years of holding my
them. Not that jumping off of dressers and climbing onbreath every time I hear Joshua say, "Alex, let's jump!"
tables are not potentially dangerous situations; this isIn the meantime, I have stocked up on Dalmatian
the reason why I do not waste time on brilliantlyBand-Aids and Bactine.Michele R. Acosta is a writer, a
creative responses which would satisfy the gurus offormer English teacher, and the mother of three boys.
child psychology before mobilizing into action. It simplyShe spends her time writing and teaching others to
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